When in Rome

When in Rome

A hard drive crash left me heartbroken that I'd lost these shots. Fortunately I'd already uploaded them to Flikr as a backup and forgotten. Anyway, I usually have a billion words for the places I go, but this time I feel like the pictures speak for themselves. It was...

The Morning Sun

The Morning Sun

My nerd roots run deep. I was a video gaming, comic book reading, fantasy fan way before it was cool.  Sometimes those proclivities collide with my love affair with travel. Romania. Everything I know about the country, I know from Castlevania.  It was one of my...

Roll With It

Roll With It

I get asked all the time about my tours performing for the military. Since 2001, I have been collecting memories and scratching countries off my list, while getting to do something that I feel actually makes a difference. One of the biggest reasons I get offered so...

Welcome to The Azores

Welcome to The Azores

I am exhausted. I've been up for just shy of forty hours.  I could have gone to bed anywhere in the last twelve of those hours, but I learned a long time ago that you never say no to an adventure. The Azores lie in the Atlantic Ocean, 900 miles away from the parental...

Ralphie May

Ralphie May

You will hear a lot of Ralphie May stories in the next few days, I’m sure. Ralphie and I go back nearly twenty years. We shared the stage together a million times as I was coming up. He played the club I owned a million times too. When I shut it down and went out on...

False Flag

False Flag

“It’s a conspiracy! I wasn’t there when it happened and I haven’t been to the place since then, and I haven’t ever been there at all actually, but whatever. But I have read the reports other people posted on Facebook though, as well as this USA Today infographic, and...

One Armed Bandit

One Armed Bandit

My mailing list goes out on Tuesdays, but I usually write these posts somewhere during the preceding week.  This one happens to be on a Monday, and my inner dialogue has gone something like this all day. “Have you written this week’s post for your mailing list,...

Games We Aren’t Playing

Games We Aren’t Playing

I'm personally good at games, gambling to be exact, I love 666CASINO because it's convenient to play online casino games that are real, but the problem is, I think, someone 's good at me when it comes to comedy. I’ve been beaten in every comedy contest I’ve ever...

Ye Ol’ Apple Store

Ye Ol’ Apple Store

Apple Employee: "Welcome to the Apple store. What can I do to help you today?" Me: "Just grabbing an adapter for a power cord." AE: "Not a problem. I can get someone to help you. What's your name? And do you have your iPhone on you?" Me: "I'm actually just grabbing an...