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		<title>The Worst Restaurant Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/11/17/the-worst-restaurant-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 19:53:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I usually throw out the recipe on the rare occasions that I cook.  My brother is the exact opposite, following the directions exactly.  He sets the oven to the exact degree and measures to the percentage of a teaspoon.  He &#8230; <br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/11/17/the-worst-restaurant-ever/"><img src="/pix/b_continue_reading.gif" border="0"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Tunnel Vision</title>
		<link>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/11/02/tunnel-vision/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Nov 2011 20:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slade</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m stretched out across my bed attempting to smooth over the rough edges of an old screenplay I wrote.  Well, I was, and then I got distracted.  A buzzing sound cut through my train of thought a few minutes ago &#8230; <br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/11/02/tunnel-vision/"><img src="/pix/b_continue_reading.gif" border="0"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Hey There, Delilah</title>
		<link>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/09/25/lets-make-a-deal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 01:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slade</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sladeham.com/rants/?p=509</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I struggled today with sending a text to someone.  Just a simple &#8220;happy birthday&#8221; really, nothing dangerous, but I talked myself out of it nonetheless. Part of me was quite proud of it and the other part wonders if it &#8230; <br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/09/25/lets-make-a-deal/"><img src="/pix/b_continue_reading.gif" border="0"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<title>Sing On, Kid</title>
		<link>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/09/06/sing-on-kid/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/09/06/sing-on-kid/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Sep 2011 20:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slade</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sladeham.com/rants/?p=498</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s an airport just like any other. I’m in one every other week, and sometimes more. Some live Counting Crows album plays in my headphones just loud enough to drown out the kid perched on the chair to my left &#8230; <br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/09/06/sing-on-kid/"><img src="/pix/b_continue_reading.gif" border="0"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Words For This Moment</title>
		<link>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/08/01/words-for-this-moment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/08/01/words-for-this-moment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Aug 2011 02:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slade</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sladeham.com/rants/?p=482</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I find it maddening. Other people’s behavior, I mean. Somehow, today, I am at the end of several different strands of rope, all too short and none within reach of a good foothold. We are entitled to days like this. &#8230; <br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/08/01/words-for-this-moment/"><img src="/pix/b_continue_reading.gif" border="0"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>horror vacui</title>
		<link>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/05/15/horror-vacui/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/05/15/horror-vacui/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 May 2011 19:32:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slade</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sladeham.com/rants/?p=480</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Charlie Sheen can’t stand Chuck Lorre, Houston hates Dallas, and nature abhors a vacuum. I know that about nature. It proves itself so repeatedly that it transcends even being cliché. It is law. I remember the thought floating through my &#8230; <br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/05/15/horror-vacui/"><img src="/pix/b_continue_reading.gif" border="0"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>As I Walk Through the Valley</title>
		<link>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/03/22/as-i-walk-through-the-valley/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/03/22/as-i-walk-through-the-valley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Mar 2011 22:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slade</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sladeham.com/rants/?p=476</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It’s 2:00 in the afternoon somewhere just north of Mexico. I am leaned back in my chair, feet up on an old cable spool, holding my beer up to the light and watching the sweat drip off the bottle and &#8230; <br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/03/22/as-i-walk-through-the-valley/"><img src="/pix/b_continue_reading.gif" border="0"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Write, Right?</title>
		<link>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/03/08/write-right/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/03/08/write-right/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 00:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slade</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sladeham.com/rants/?p=472</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Some days are different than others. Lately I’ve been fast and furious, lots of flights and different cities and new stages. Even my time off the road has been spent buried in the studio producing the Whiskey Brothers podcast. It’s &#8230; <br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/03/08/write-right/"><img src="/pix/b_continue_reading.gif" border="0"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
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		<title>Clarity</title>
		<link>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/01/25/clarity/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/01/25/clarity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Jan 2011 20:04:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slade</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sladeham.com/rants/?p=468</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Sampled BB King crackles from the speakers over a drum beat right before the verse begins.  It’s after midnight and I am on a stretch of Interstate 10, the black road rolling away beneath me like a concrete treadmill.  The &#8230; <br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/01/25/clarity/"><img src="/pix/b_continue_reading.gif" border="0"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Newness</title>
		<link>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/01/02/newness/</link>
		<comments>http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/01/02/newness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 19:29:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Slade</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.sladeham.com/rants/?p=464</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I have been inundated with people&#8217;s resolutions.  Facebook is responsible for that, for cramming other people&#8217;s day to day activities into my already full head.  I&#8217;m thrilled that everyone wants to quit smoking or to work out more or to &#8230; <br /><div align="right"><a href="http://www.sladeham.com/rants/2011/01/02/newness/"><img src="/pix/b_continue_reading.gif" border="0"></a></div>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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