Rant Archive

The Worst Restaurant Ever - November 17, 2011
Tunnel Vision - November 2, 2011
Hey There, Delilah - September 25, 2011
Sing On, Kid - September 6, 2011
Words For This Moment - August 1, 2011
horror vacui - May 15, 2011
As I Walk Through the Valley - March 22, 2011
Write, Right? - March 8, 2011
Clarity - January 25, 2011
Newness - January 2, 2011
The Dogs of War - December 15, 2010
Jedis, Strippers, Whiskey, and Words - October 31, 2010
Hard Eight - September 23, 2010
A Thousand Tiny Goblin Soldiers - August 23, 2010
Just Like a Waving Flag - July 6, 2010
Uninvited - June 15, 2010
Waiting for the Sun - May 25, 2010
Leave No Trace - April 14, 2010
And Somewhere There Is Laughter - March 30, 2010
Until All of the Dragons Are Dead - March 23, 2010
I Didn�t Kill Your Friend - March 1, 2010
Is It Ready Yet? - February 11, 2010
When the Sky Comes Tumbling Down - February 3, 2010
They Will Send Your Head to Little Rock For Testing - January 26, 2010
Awake in the Morning Frost - January 18, 2010
I'll Show You to Your Room, Sir - January 9, 2010
The End Is the Beginning Is the End - December 29, 2009
The Best Part of Waking Up - December 21, 2009
Crashing Tiger - December 12, 2009
The Ghost of Christmas Past - December 4, 2009
I Don't Wanna Grow Up - November 18, 2009
Silent Warrior - November 10, 2009
I'm Taking a Drive - October 28, 2009
That's A Lot of Mylar - October 20, 2009
Happiness, Inspired by Tom - October 15, 2009
When Pigs Fly - October 12, 2009
The Logic Joke - September 29, 2009
The Space Between - September 25, 2009
Frustrated Incorporated - September 16, 2009
I Hate... - September 10, 2009
Outfoxed - August 31, 2009
Something In a Shade of Grey - August 24, 2009
Get In My Guard! - August 20, 2009
Free? - August 10, 2009
Focus - August 5, 2009
Equilibrium - July 31, 2009
Unreasonable - July 21, 2009
If I Had a Million Dollars - July 13, 2009
What If? - July 5, 2009
In the House - July 2, 2009
Death of a Gloved One - June 26, 2009
Forward - June 11, 2009
Three Days - June 1, 2009
Middle East Bound and Down - Part 2 - May 16, 2009
Middle East Bound and Down - Part 1 - May 9, 2009
A Bad Day - May 4, 2009
This Little Piggy - April 26, 2009
If In Favor of Gay Marriage, Please Perez One Now - April 24, 2009
I Hope He Eats Your Face Off - April 17, 2009
When the Smoke Clears - April 2, 2009
A Freebie - March 29, 2009
Where the River Flows - March 24, 2009
I Don't Think Discount Is the Right Word - March 17, 2009
Hardly Golden - March 12, 2009
In the Dark - February 23, 2009
Songs About Then - February 16, 2009
Something In Your Mouth - February 11, 2009
While I Nodded, Nearly Napping - January 29, 2009
Free Association 4 - January 26, 2009
From East of the Rockies - January 12, 2009
As a Matter of Fax - January 5, 2009
The Devil Thumbs a Ride - December 30, 2008
Don't Even Think About It - December 23, 2008
Did You Just Say Thank You? - December 17, 2008
Red Light, Green Light - December 8, 2008
Home - December 4, 2008
If You Could Ask Just One Question - November 28, 2008
The Day Before the Day - November 20, 2008
If It Looks Like a Duck - November 17, 2008
Free Association 3 - November 12, 2008
Frustration You Can Believe In - October 24, 2008
Inside the Wire (Iraq Pt. 2) - October 15, 2008
Inside the Wire (Iraq Pt. 1) - October 9, 2008
The Universe Has Spoken Pt. 2 - October 1, 2008
I Don't Know Any Other Way to Put It... - September 24, 2008
Free Association 2 - September 21, 2008
See Slade. See Slade Run. Sort Of. - September 9, 2008
Marble - September 4, 2008
The Quest For Gold - August 8, 2008
Dude, Where's My Tire? - August 7, 2008
Rambling From My Perspective - July 24, 2008
Stop Working On the Roof... It's The Foundation That's Cracked - July 15, 2008
I'm Not Going to Be Charged Extra For This, Am I? - June 25, 2008
The Experience - June 10, 2008
I Have to Learn to Handle the Check Drop - June 4, 2008
Problem Solved - May 12, 2008
Dear James - May 8, 2008
My Own Worst Enemy - April 21, 2008
The 12th Round - April 15, 2008
All I Wanted Was a Pepsi! - April 6, 2008
Six Months - March 26, 2008
Be Delicious - March 18, 2008
Broke Back and No Mountain - March 12, 2008
Castaway - March 8, 2008
Safely Behind the Screen - March 2, 2008
Selfish Indulgence - February 25, 2008
Pick Your Pony - February 19, 2008
Open Water - January 27, 2008
If You Ever Want To Make God Laugh... - January 5, 2008
The Lions Sleep Tonight - December 12, 2007
The St. Louis Blues - December 3, 2007
Burn the Ships - November 27, 2007
The Last Few Days (Part 3) - November 22, 2007
The Last Few Days (Part 2) - November 17, 2007
The Last Few Days (Part 1) - November 16, 2007
For the Birds - November 1, 2007
It Gets Better Every Time - October 28, 2007
All Good Things - October 7, 2007
The Monsters Beneath Our Beds - October 1, 2007
Crooked HALO - September 29, 2007
The Center of Attention - September 10, 2007
I'm Batman - September 4, 2007
Restless Mind Syndrome - August 24, 2007
Rationally Speaking - August 22, 2007
It Spreads - August 20, 2007
You Do Know She�s @$%^& One? - August 15, 2007
An Empty Cup - August 14, 2007
Ghosts - August 6, 2007
The Lie of the Beholder - July 29, 2007
So This Is What the Back Room Looks Like? - July 17, 2007
Exploding Robots - July 3, 2007
Stuff You Didn't Know You Needed - June 21, 2007
Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth With Money In My Hand - June 19, 2007
Equal Time - June 7, 2007
Jump - June 5, 2007
It's Complicated - May 16, 2007
The Coin's Other Side - May 10, 2007
The Sea, an Evil Woman, and a Castle on the Mountain - May 3, 2007
Want a Twinkie, Genghis Khan? - April 24, 2007
Nappy Headed Ho - April 16, 2007
Time and Time Again - April 5, 2007
Guess What? We Still Don't Care... - April 3, 2007
I'll Find Time... - March 30, 2007
I'd Rather Be the Pope - March 27, 2007
Tickle Me Emo - March 22, 2007
And They're Off - March 10, 2007
Left Behind - February 23, 2007
Texas Country and Piracy - January 28, 2007
One - January 24, 2007
War Games - January 22, 2007
Go Find Your Midget - October 15, 2006
Get the White House on the Phone - October 10, 2006
Lemmings - October 10, 2006
The Second Stinger - September 5, 2006
Who Are You Again? - August 6, 2006
Just Kicking Some Things Around - July 11, 2006
All Lit Up Again - July 3, 2006
If You Dig a Hole Deep Enough... - May 5, 2006
Clan of the Cave Bear - April 5, 2006
Wayside Drive (or Kick Wesley) - February 6, 2006
Gone - January 5, 2006
Merry #$%&!*% Christmas Part 2 - December 14, 2005
Bigfoot Tracks 2 - November 14, 2005
Aftermath - October 6, 2005
Not Quite Saved By The Bell - August 30, 2005
Let Them Run With Scissors - August 2, 2005
Conspiracy Theory - July 10, 2005
To Whom It May Concern - July 5, 2005
In A Galaxy Far Far Away... - June 20, 2005
XM Addicted - May 30, 2005
Bigfoot Tracks - May 9, 2005
Computer Illiterate - March 30, 2005
Tactless in Seattle - March 17, 2005
Gates of Hell - March 1, 2005
State of the Union Address - February 3, 2005
Our Fragile Earth - January 9, 2005
A Look Back - January 2, 2005
Google Me - December 22, 2004
Merry %$#@&!* Christmas - December 19, 2004
Burning Bridges - December 14, 2004
Dimebag - December 12, 2004
Crowd Control - November 28, 2004
Mr. Tambourine Man - November 11, 2004
Ridlin Me This - October 30, 2004
Death of a Tree House - October 29, 2004
My Week - October 25, 2004
Abduct This - October 18, 2004
Young Girls and The Men That Worship Them - October 17, 2004
No More! - October 15, 2004
October - October 4, 2004
Michael Archangel - September 28, 2004
The Day The Music Died - September 6, 2004
RNC - September 2, 2004
Where Have All The Good Jobs Gone? - August 9, 2004
Weighing In - July 25, 2004
My Life - A Documentary - July 22, 2004
Sleep... Deprived... - July 22, 2004
Siitin' On The Dock of the Bay - June 11, 2004
Lean On Me - April 27, 2004
Don Dodd and The Examiner - Beaumont, TX - April 22, 2004
I Love To Camp (Or, Insert Sarcastic Face Here) - April 21, 2004
Support Your Local Businesses - April 6, 2004
A Weekend At Home - March 29, 2004
A Good Letter This Time - March 25, 2004
Open Letter To Clearchannel - March 24, 2004
Wow - March 21, 2004
Welcome... - March 21, 2004
San Diego Bound (and Random Thoughts 2) - March 14, 2004
Class Reunion - March 10, 2004
Random Thoughts 1 - March 10, 2004